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It's five oclock here but it's shark week somewhere​


​Cowabunga bitcoin

I’m god’s own venture capitalist

I’m on the strictest regimen

I’m 8 tons of pure unfettered American entrepreneurship blasting across the coast and coming to a city near you!

I’m on the motherfuckin news bro

ABC, NBC, LLC baby

24/7 industrial grade hustle

I body slam powerpoint like a tiger with a death wish

They call me 2008 because I will take your house, destroy your job, and make your dad cry

I invented the wheel, and death, and life, and suffering, and email, and the furby
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My etsy is an independent sovereign nation with its own nuclear program and we don’t FEAR nato

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Henry Kneiszel was born and educated in the wild wild midwest. They write anti-capitalist broadcasts for fellow ADHD brains and seek glory for the poet gangs of Duluth, Minnesota.
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