It's five oclock here but it's shark week somewhere
Cowabunga bitcoin
I’m god’s own venture capitalist
I’m on the strictest regimen
I’m 8 tons of pure unfettered American entrepreneurship blasting across the coast and coming to a city near you!
I’m on the motherfuckin news bro
ABC, NBC, LLC baby
24/7 industrial grade hustle
I body slam powerpoint like a tiger with a death wish
They call me 2008 because I will take your house, destroy your job, and make your dad cry
I invented the wheel, and death, and life, and suffering, and email, and the furby
My etsy is an independent sovereign nation with its own nuclear program and we don’t FEAR nato